Duncan

that annoying person who always tells everyone what you did when you did something or said something stupid

Something that you can say that would probably make someone shutup: cool story bro
Something that cant make someone shutup: stfu

Those times when youre in a relationship and you cant sleep because reality is finaly better than your dreams

lolsotrue.com

Omg yes

All the time

At basketball HIM: i got him ME: i hav a name
HIM:i got ___ ME: who the f*ck are you?

Me myself and i